If you were looking forward to hearing the story of the "12 Days of Dave", I am sorry. I read it over and thought perhaps
it went to far in some ways.
If it makes you feel any better, hippos are so fat the only way they can have sex is in the water. I learned this little
fact by reading a article a couple years ago by the comedian Paula Poundstone (this was before she had that little problem
with children). This has nothing to do with anything, but I have always enjoyed the idea that I know this little fact and
thought you could find similar joy in knowing it. Maybe this will help you get over the fact that the "12 Days of Dave are
If you really want to read it (or relive the magic for those who already read it, please feel free to email me and I
will send it.)