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Greetings ya'll. Not much time. Gotta pack. Drafted a plan to find Dave and baby, there ain't no exit strategy even considered in my plan. No half-assed here...... it's full assed.
Allow me to let you in on my plan. Normally, I intentionally start each day with no plan so it is sort of odd that I have one for this mission. Sure, there is the wiz, eat, sleep part that is just guna happen, but everything else is as the day goes. The metaphor I like to use is, the plane is taking off, I am still putting parts on it, but the ride is going to be fun so long as I don't crash along the way (which rarely happens. Trust me, it works. My life has been like a fuckin movie) Anyway, back to the plan. Here it is, full proof like I said.
Phase One: Attend Ninja Camp
Phase Two: Recruit Freddie Prince Jr., Macho Man Randy Savage, Al Franken, and Shakira (simply for eye candy purposes) to become my Legion of Funk.
Phase Three: Begin road trip with the Legion of Funk in search of Dave. (Guaranteed to include some zany antics)
Phase Four: Deploy the "Ultimate Solution" (Note the quotes. Please read again and make the following sound for effect:dun-dun-daaaa)
Phase Five: Top Secret
Check back often. The train has left the station. I must go before the NSA finds out about what I amffadadfasfasfasfafsadssssfhsjhfaoshsoafhaofhoh
(From the NSA: Ski has stepped away from his computer for awhile. While we have your attention, we would like to tell you that we entered your computer while you were reading this and know everything about you to include that porn you downloaded last tuesday. Trust us, we can and have. What? Why are you shaking your head while reading this. Don't you watch the news that we control. Just forget you ever read this page and no one gets hurt. You can trust us, we're your government)